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Smoking pot makes me want to eat someone's face said no one ever.
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I REALLY REALLY hate Fu(k!ng liars!
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When life gives you lemons, punch life in the d!ck.
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I should also add that I'm bipolar as a polar bear that enjoys threesomes...and I choose to stay unmedicated... Sometimes!
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I'm politically incorrect and have questionable morals. Therefore, I am Fu(king awesome.
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I just realized my life turned out better than yours. Checkmate, b!tch.
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I was going to take over the world today....................but then I say something shiny.
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I'm not trying to impress you or anything....but, I shower naked;)
